How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
I'm going to write a horror movie. It's going to be called "Fat People on a Squeaky Bed" and it's going to feature me laying in bed last night listening to my overweight roommate and her fat boyfriend tossing and turning all night
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
What the hell happened to my hand?
Well, you got in a fight with a cabbie while jaywalking, but we got you to walk away. The problem was 80 blocks away, when you punched a parked taxi for "running you over".
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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