did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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