So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
There was a lot of him and a little penis
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
You need Xanax blowdarts
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
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