walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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