everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
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