We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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