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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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