i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
pray to the hookup gods
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
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