peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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