Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
I have demons in me.
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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