I just saw a hot homeless man
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
Thank you for not boning my boss.
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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