Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
hell yes lets make some ravioli
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
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