worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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