The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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