i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
But theres a keg here and me gusta
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
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