She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
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