only if we run a train.
done.
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
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