We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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