we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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