Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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