you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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