He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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