Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
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