My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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