Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
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