So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
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