16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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