physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I got us kicked out of the bar because the waitress found me in the kitchen trying to make spaghetti
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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