Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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