Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
So after we got done with our cardiac arrest patient, I thought how awesome would it be to hook up the defibrillator pads to cook a burrito.
dude... how have they not drug tested you yet?
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
whose ass print is on the piano?
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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