I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
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