Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
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