come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
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