gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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