So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
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