I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
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