I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
Randomize
