So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
How does one acquire holy water?
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
I enjoy the company of your penis
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