I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
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