No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
Nobody cheats on THIS.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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