is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
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