I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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