I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
Randomize
