I am in a vortex of obligation.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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