i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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