Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
I queefed so loud it echoed.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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