We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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