If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
sex in a hospital.. check
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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