I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
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