yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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